Monday, October 31, 2005  

Wit and Wisdom from Burger King

Read from the wrapper containing my chicken sandwich:

ORIGINAL CHICKEN SANDWICH: You know what they say. Originals order originals. And you're proof. They broke the mold when they made you, didn't they? Oh yeah.


Read from the carton holding my fries:

BAGGLERS: Some fries are mavericks. Free spirits that slip over the cardboard wall and make straight for the bottom of the bag, where they can then plan their next move. We call these spud separatists "Bagglers," and they're especially delicious. Maybe it's because they're a little out of bounds. Life can be weird like that.


Read from the side of my large cup of Dr. Pepper:

HAVE IT YOUR WAY: This cup makes a statement about you. It says "Hey, look at me, I'm an ambitious yet responsible person." You could have gone larger, but you didn't. You could have gone smaller, but again, you deferred. No, you know exactly what you want in life, nothing more, nothing less. It's good when you have things your way.

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Now, I don't know what's worse: The fact that BK has started with this New Age, Feel-Good, Zen Master-on-Grass sort of warm fuzzy infliction upon the masses, or the fact that I actually felt good after reading it.

I need a lunch partner or, at the very least, an option to drink beer.

Comments:
That comment on your BK meal really says a lot about you. You notice the little things most people miss, and you aren't afraid to let the world know what you think of them. You're just super that way.

Okay, I'll stop now.

-Bill

 
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