For Better or For Worse

A joke sent to me today:


A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, during one of his infrequent lucid periods, he motions for her to come nearer.

As she sits by him, his eyes full of tears, he whispers "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

"When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" the wife gently asked, smiling as her heart begins to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck; get the hell away from me."

posted by Dayton Ward  # 10:46 AM

Comments:

*laughs*

Sounds about right.

- Tom
http://www.livejournal.com/users/od0_ital

# posted by  Anonymous : 12/02/2005 11:03 AM

 

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