If you're one of the hundreds of thousands of morons out there contemplating sending me a piece of scam e-Mail in the hopes of gleaning my credit card info or some other sensitive piece of data, it behooves you to do a little research into what's been tried already. That way, you don't end up sending out the same lame-assed scam e-Mail that's already been sent to me EIGHT TIMES SINCE MIDNIGHT. Before that, I've received it probably a hundred times, all from braindead jerkoffs like you who actually think I might believe a poorly-worded, badly-spelled, "official" sounding letter from a bank with whom I don't even have an account isn't too good to be true.
Why the hell does Chase Bank want to give me $20 for filling out a survey, which includes my providing the number to the credit card I don't have, and which has been locked down due to "strange activity?" And why would they want to do it 58 times during the course of a month? See, if you'd stayed in school, you'd have developed the basic skills to think this scheme all the way to the end, and realize just how much of an undescended testicle you are for even trying it on people in the first place.
Things were better when you pezheads wanted to give me money because your dead rich relative died in a plane/boat/ATV/moped/stock market crash in Bumfuck, Egypt and you need a conduit to get his/her money to the U.S. They also were better when you kept promising me drugs to make my dick bigger. Now you're not even entertaining anymore.
The truly sad part of this entire affair is that there actually are people out there stupid enough to fall for this sort of crap.
So, I suppose I'm overdue for thanking the stupid people.
Great. One more thing to do today.
posted by Dayton Ward # 7:26 AM 
