Defensive driving.

Passed on my a co-worker (though I embellished a bit):

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You are driving in a car at a high rate of speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine keeping pace with you.

In front of you is a galloping pig -- the same size as your car -- and try as you might, cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level, shadowing your every move.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also keeping pace with you. You're sure all of them are working in tandem, boxing you in and preventing you from escaping.

What can you possibly due to extricate yourself from this highly dangerous situation?














Answer: Get the hell off the kiddie carousel and, next time, don't drink so much.


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Don't know why, but I got a chuckle out of it.

posted by Dayton Ward  # 6:41 PM

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